brother: want a cookie?
brother: go get it yourself
when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
♪ Well you only need the light when it’s burning lowOnly miss the sun when it starts to snowOnly know you love her when you let her go ♪
if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s